An angel whispers to bald, bearded Jordan as he sketches the Alpha at a stone workbench above an ancient city.
The Word of Gideon

And Jordan beheld the Alpha.

“And a voice whispered: Let there be a dot.
And Jordan said, Red or green?
And the voice said, Yes.”

The Book of Alpha 1:1

Fourteen optics. Fourteen revelations.
One very well-advised craftsman.

And thou shalt use code WLSISLIFE at Gideon Optics.

The Revelations

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Alpha Omega Rock Judge II Mediator Granite Storm Pebble Advocate Guardian Guardian LR Mediator XL Pebble E Judge XL

About the Word

Before there was an optic, there was a whisper. According to this entirely made-up account, the designs of Gideon Optics were delivered directly into the ear of Jordan Vinroe. Jordan supplied the drawings. The heavens supplied an unreasonable amount of feedback.

The sayings, book names, and verses here are original parody. The optics are real. The paintings are imagined biblical scenes featuring an illustrated Jordan.

Behold the real collection at Gideon Optics, and remember code WLSISLIFE at checkout. Product links support We Like Shooting.

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